I Am Awesome

Every Thursday my company takes a couple of minutes and does some kind of activity that we dub "Game Day Thursday".  This can consist of quizzes, races, and even things like hacky sack throwing.  Today the task was to transport M&M's from one plate to another using only your ability to suck air through a straw.  We were each given a minute to see how many M&M's we could move in that time.  Can I just say that I rocked it.  I was able to move 66 M&M's in a minute.  That is more than 1 a second.  How did I do it?  I don't know.  All I can say is that I was crazy out of breath at the end.  I think I beat the next highest person by at least 12 M&M's.  This must mean that I am a good kisser because I hold my breath for extended periods of time it seems, and yes my face just went bright red in saying this.