The Pain Of Popcorn

Every once in awhile I get a hankering for some popcorn.  It isn't very often and when I do desire some most of the time I just move on without fulfilling this particular craving.  There is a reason for this I realized today.  When I get a hankering for popcorn and actually partake in its crunchy goodness I inevitably regret my decision.  I hate pulling popcorn kernels out of my teeth the remainder of the day.  It doesn't even matter if I vigorously brush my teeth (which I did this evening), because inevitably there will always be that remaining popcorn kernel that lingers and lingers to be found in my teeth at a later time.  I know that you have all experienced this because I cannot be the only one to have dealt with this annoyance.  Oh the woes the can strike when eating popcorn (this line was delivered with my hand on my forehead in my most tragic pose with my most tragic voice....could you hear it).