Sunday, August 4, 2013

Caught Red Handed

Yesterday was an extremely busy but satisfying day.  I spent the morning and a good part of the afternoon painting fire hydrants for an Eagle project my neighbor was doing.  It was fun, hot, and a very good use of my time if I do say so myself.  The only downside (and I wouldn't even call it too much of a down side) was that I left the service project with my hands covered in red paint.  I looked like I had been involved in a boxing match and bloodied up my hands.  As people would notice my hands they would ask what had happened to them.  What had I done to have so many cuts and sores?  My arm even got a little of the paint action and I have a splotch on it that looks like a pretty decent bruise.  My response to their question was that the I was now the new heavy weight boxing champion for this district.  Other responses included that I couldn't talk about fight club and that you should see the other guy.  Of course I am the type of person that can't leave a story with someone if it is just a joke so I would inevitably let them in on the true fact that I had spent the day painting fire hydrants red, but the reactions that I would receive from the first version of the story were quite amusing.
Yes, this looks a lot like blood but luckily
it is not and I was able to get most of
it off.

My "beat up" hands

You should see the other guy.


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