The following story could be completely scandals, but it is not because the main participant is a 4 year old boy.
A couple of weeks ago I spent the evening with a wonderful family and as the night drew to a close it was time for the youngest boy to go to bed. As he got ready for bed he asked me if I would sleep with him. A smile crossed my face as I told him no. He then asked again if I would sleep with him. Though his begging was cute I once again had to decline. At this point his mother started to tease me that I had now been propositioned twice to sleep with her 4 year old. Oh goodness! As the teasing continued he leaned over from her arms and he gave me a kiss. He then got onto the bed, tipped over on it, and exclaimed "I've never tasted her before". What a thing to say. It is a good thing that he is adorable and has no idea what his is saying.
Even now I can't suppress my giggles. What a night!
That is too funny! I'm glad you posted this story. It will be so much fun to remember. Kids really do say the funniest things.
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